CAMPAIGN EVENT

Bowling with Leslie Knope!

Hello, Pawneeans! Do you want to meet Leslie Knope? Do you think Leslie Knope isn't the kind of person you would go bowling with? Do you think you can bowl better than Leslie Knope? Do you bowl an average of 132 and base your opinion of others on how they bowl, Derrick? Then come down to the Rock N' Roll Bowling Alley this Thursday and meet Leslie Knope. She is running for City Council and wants your vote, but just as importantly, she is a really good bowler.

Official Statement from the Knope 2012 Campaign

You may have heard about the minor skirmish at a recent campaign event held at a local bowling alley. We would just like to clear things up and say that it was not a minor skirmish; it was really more of an impressive iron-fisted knockout, dealt by the hands of our very own campaign manager Ben Wyatt.

The man he punched was visibly drunk and becoming very aggressive towards City Council candidate Leslie Knope, and Ben was awesome and took him down like he was a sack of potatoes and Ben was a guy who's awesome at punching out bags of potatoes. Everyone in the bowling alley was very invigorated by his showing of strength, and most of the ladies in attendance swooned. The campaign would like to formally commend his braveness.

Also, we would like to apologize to the Rock N' Roll Bowling Alley, a reputable and safe place of business. Here's to Ben!